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So it was a Stephen King book then?

Much like Eureka and Hoover, Ryan and Bryan are completely separate entities but they both totally suck.

Toe typing then?

A panda walks into a restaurant . He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

Asks you to put on something sexy, it's a black rectangle.

Did they ever reconcile Angel: After the Fall with Season 8?

Somehow I knew this was going to be NBC.

"so much Bowie penis..."

So, that's a poop joke tattoo, nice.

But if my uncool cousin in Nashville buys an iPhone and takes beer pong pics it's awesome. And if people working for the site are trolls, also awesome. Got it.

Here's the think about jerky: I pay the 5 bucks, I eat the bag of jerky in like 3 minutes. My fucking jaw hurts and I'm still hungry. Where is the discount chinese jerky?

Stress goddamnit.

He's going to nail a hooker on the doors of a church?

Q:Why were the prequels so awful?

That wasn't an earthquake at Chili, that was all you can eat Baby Back Rib night.

Damn, I clicked on this thinking it was going to be about black rectangles.

Do not stand near the blue portal.

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