@justvisiting: So it'll be horrible for like 4 years?

@OMG! Chuck Norris!: Virgin.

@fergysan564:Clearly after 28 seconds of relaxation you become telekinetic. You must harness this power and use it for the good of mankind. Or to get things off of high shelves.

@FloriTexaYork: Once you live in Texas you notice one unsaid thing about Texas: It's fully of lame dipshits.

Unconfirmed: NYT to go out of business after failed digital subscription scheme.

@TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle: Dylan Baker says "ahem...Hi"

What makes it so remarkable is that it looks like he's had some work done around his eyes.

@Detroit Velvet Smooth: No need to hack your fob, the VW doors can be opened with a screwdriver.

@rjdub: dammit, that's genius. Have you ever worked in clothing design before?

This is the nerf gun John Malkovich uses to shoot the president.

@huh989: I think it shows how Samsung keeps promising updates and never delivers them.

Ok, so who wants to buy this golf shirt I just designed. It is blue and a has a little guy riding a donkey embroidered on the left side of the chest. $80.

@RickyMouse: William Wegman thinks you're doing it wrong.

@AVClub5782: G2 shipped with froyo so it's not on the list.

Edward Docx? He's a dick but his cousin, James Pptx is all right.

@OCEntertainment: Kindle, 4 apps, where's the VOD app?

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Don't be silly, earth doesn't even have a goatee.

@Willravel: Explains how SNL stays on the air.

Sun worship 9Am? Fucking pagans.

I'll keep my un specialed laser discs, thanks George.