@The Adventures of Huckleberry Squalor: Get to the "Yo Jobs, smell ya later," part.

You can't be Rorschach with a Hypercolor t-shirt tied over your face.

@Michael Interbartolo III: You realize they were spawned from George Lucas, right? Who sold it to Steve Jobs. They've had merchandising down since the first Cars movie. Why the hell else are there 2 #84 cars in the opening race?

@zenneth: Pummellinkfarmers.com is available.

iPads are magical, alien interstellar travel ain't got shit on magic.

Kubrick is gonna be pissed when he sees his Monolith.

@Chris Braak: Luckily, even if committed the actual Chosen One will be able to easily escape.

Look at these fucking hipsters.

Syfy was considering, including another superpowered show, the comedy Three Inches.

@AzureTexan: So Hurricane Ditka is your nephew/son?

needs a seat, a motor and some gyroscopes.

Ironically, the extra footage still doesn't include the line "Oh my god, it's full of stars."

Iceland is going to be pissed when they find out Israel shot down Sporticus.

Judging from his costume he needs the bone.

There's nothing quite as on the nose as the Wal-Mart house brand clothing to be called Faded Glory, for the Al Bundy in you.

@gulag: how is it going to win a dog fight then?

@Eriamjh: Thank you, I knew I had seen this before.

Of course you have big losses in the first 2 weeks. You go from high sodium processed food to not that, you hold a lot less water.

@gulag: Que el fuck?

"Flattened... And it doesn't hurt that they sound just as good."