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Huh, what I couldn't hear you with all the Siemens in my ears.

@ElimGarak: This is a superhero show that they could put on the Disney channel. Come on guys, this is Fox

The Google TV enabled blu ray player is $399.

That Shih Tzu is gonna mess that bear up.

The only jet powered car you'll ever need.

@laylaholic: I hope I never roast in the belly of a hobo.

@james-42: So was Gozer a hobo then?

This small bag, does it tie to the end of a stick that you carry on your shoulder?

@Jim Topoleski: Yea but it was after the government take over that they started spraying the seat covers with small pox.

I am not pressing my ear into ink and rolling my head on a table.

Since when do they let Higgins from Magnum PI run AT&T?

@KillerBee: you can get a used 911. I don't advise this when you're a high school student making 6 dollars an hour washing dishes on a weekend breakfast shift. Porsche manifold studs are fucking expensive.

@FrankenPC: Shame Dennis Hopper died, he'd make a great Michael Bay HAL. Maybe he can get Robin Williams, the coked up wacky one, not the bearded serious one.

@jazam2010: 2 holes, what a shocker. No, they're too far apart for that.

I like to print everything out and throw paper airplanes at the near by computers. It doesn't work worth a crap but I like to do it anyway.

Night games on WE, day games on Nick Jr. it's the only way I'm going to be able to watch.

@britboyj: Here you go. Are we there yet?