@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: He had to recuse himself on account of being dead.

@TarHeelBlues: myspace is blocked here, is it a bunch of paintings of Barbara Streisand?

To be fair, it was self defense. The Red Sox fan jumped up with a knife yelling "It's Chowdah, CHOWDAH, I'll stab you frenchy."

Mostly they come at night...mostly. And I destroy them with my Fisher Price Mech Walker 9000.

I find they fit better in hamsters.

Fucking rock stars. Live up to our expectations of debauchery and decadence. If I see a picture of Slash buying yogurt and bottled water I'm going to Borders and getting a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

@tastes_like_burning: Were they opening for Megadeth?

"objectives other than get the ball into the hole."

@mechanicalTurk: Who the fuck does she think she is calling herself the Lord of Mann?

@ClintonPortishead: That's offensive. Money was never exchanged, she's just a slut. Like Beavis' mom.

@See you suckers later: Until you end up in a powerpoint on Deadspin.

Great, now I'm going to have to drill a hole in my head.

Do they have a shirt that emulates what it feels like when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Sadly, the photographer was killed by the fuel shortly after taking the picture.

@Christopher Cox: Can we get a game where Jesus kills and scalps nazis? Maybe while riding a dinosaur.

He's on NBC? Ask him about the olympics. That's a sport right? And They're on NBC? I mean I think I heard something about that once.

@BobotheTeddy: so he's a good nazi now?

@♥♦ Goopplesoft ♣♠: You shouldn't have put your finger in there.

"you wouldn't buy a bunch of disparate components with various standards before you choose which "system" to install it with."

@KryptonZero: you should go to blockbuster...oh..