@Whiteteaandpoptarts: same as the thrill that will getcha when ya getcha pictcha on the cover of the rolling stone.

@Hiphopopotamus: and only 673 days until the next olympics.

@Gabriel Peña: Beans are kosher.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Rain forest glacier whales need saving, I saw it on Go, Diego, Go.

When the King is adapted into a movie it is naturally going to star Nic Cage. Hopefully they also make him tiny.

the messages were frequently hidden in a wadded up napkin or an old sock. Also good for hiding secret messages: pearl necklaces.

This will be really annoying when it is put into one of those page covering flash ads that won't let you view the site until you've seen the ad.

Apple phone begat Google Phone. Google Phone begate Facebook phone. Facebook Phone begat Farmville Phone. Farmville Phone begat just straight sending your paycheck to your wireless carrier.

"Why is is that everything today has involved something either going in or coming out of my ass" and it does it to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King

@bigbensweiner: you're supposed to take those out before sticking it in the fish's mouth.

@WookieLifeDay: So that's why she doesn't work any more. I thought it was just because she picked horrible movie roles and did a crappy job of acting in them.

You got an A in international terrorism? Was it taught by Carlos the Jackal?

$299 so google can chart everything my family watches couple it with what they know about us from our online activities and provide a better value for their advertisers? Yea...no.

So being hot gives other to harass you?

421 oysters out of the gulf of Mexico? That's got to be like 2 or 3 gallons of crude oil right there.

If you buy a Nissan Leaf you will be mauled by a polar bear. Got it.

@dkissam: I don't think I could tell my daughter she couldn't be a model. I could tell her I don't have 5 grand, mostly because I don't have 5 grand but there's no way I could tell her no, you'll never make it as a model.

About the TV Bug:

Well, I'm fucked now.

I would like to know more about this HTC Ironman Smokemonster in the picture. I need something to defend my island.