Where's the little 3 wheeled forklift that changes tires?

@mynameisjay: They got a really good deal on red sharpies at costco.

Yay! 3 dollar a month Tetris! I was really holding out on these Droid phones, but now that I can get the same high quality of apps on an android phone as I can from Verizon's other curated store, oh man I am all over that.

@FavreFAIL: These fucking sunglasses keep falling down my nose. And Alex Barron is a lousy motherfucker and the only thing he blocks are my sexual advances.

@ghs235: Only if you're Eddie Murphy.

Park it near an elementary school

Finally, portable civ4

@smackela: 10.5 seconds, that's getting into Tercel territory.

The key to success is finding someone (or lots of people) dumb enough to give you a bunch of money. I have written a book on how to do this which you can buy for $24.95.

Remember your position by finding 2 landmarks.

Modern bombs don't tick, they wiggle and neigh.

@Kogo: Cuz the guy writing the book said so, that's why. Don't strain yourself looking for logic in fiction.

@Kogo: Pazuzu is the demon in Exorcist 2, so yea could be Pazuzu, but the power of Christ compels him.

This is why you have to leave your car out in a hail storm. Or go at it with a ball peen hammer. The dimples will screw up the radar wave reflection.

@BarD: The Dallas Cowboys

@cobrajoe - Proud Minardiate: E) All of the Above

I imagine there are outtake reels of Deadliest Warrior that look exactly like this.

@elvisml2: I'm sure some sick bastard has already pirated and put that video on a torrent site.

it's like T9 all over the place.

I'd rather have this star Burt Reynolds.