@Cjay79: Weapons specialist? It's a red peg, what's to specialize in?

@najmah: So basiclly you're looking for Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer: The Series: Colon

@hhaller: Time to go to Safeway, Ahab.

@garfep: It's an iPad for sasquatch, the blurry monster.

Looks a lot like Jashaka.

everyone know there's no bead stretcher. That's why you shrink the rim with liquid nitrogen and heat the tire with a torch. Jeez, people.

Robot vacuum? Pfft, I've got kids to do a lousy job of vacuuming.

@Neon: Well originally he was a ninja and Lee Van Cleef had been cast. Then they found out he had been dead for a while. Also, Buffy was supposed to be a pirate not a high school student.

@BrtStlnd: So you're the guy swinging dead cats in the parking lot. Where do you keep getting those things?/b/ is gonna get you.

Looks awesome, but after the Behold 2 debacle, Samsung Android products can fuck off.

@GasGuzzler: Geo Storm Wagon!

If I put a NOS sticker on it can I get to Mach 3?

Well at least the new engine stays attached to the vehicle. I'd say that's progress.

@ZaxxonQ.com: Yes, Four people are stuck on the elevator, the fifth...Devil. TWIST MOTHERFUCKER TWIST AGAIN LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER.

Aronofsky's Wolverine: Wolverine has a beer and cheats on his wife.

@devianaut: Keep an eye on that brain, when the Zombie Apocolypse comes you can use it for bait or a decoy or something. Or just pickled brain if you've been bitten.

Rambo wouldn't even need exploding tips to blow up Asians with this.

@Murray Hewitt: Shoggoth with a chair that looks like a car! My Two Old Ones.

So it'll be an hour too long and Paul Reiser will make me regret watching the movie? Fuck you, Jimmy.

@ihityouinthenose: Your body is blocking? Well I guess you should just work on being less corporeal then huh? Slacker.