so when the green ring turns red, we're fucked? or did they take out the red lights?

@Kwinten: you got caught in the Napster thing too eh?

The hard part will be getting the shark to cooperate.

@Tyrunn: Practical piss-work or GTFO.

@relax_guy: Peyton Reed's cruel hoax to get geeks to see Down with Love was to attach himself to a "Hard Days Night" style treatment of Fantastic 4. He dropped off the monday after it opened.

I must be magnetic too, I feel repulsed just looking at her..

@Vanilla-Terror: ...by far too long you mean having the first android phone in october of 08?

@syafiqjabar of Mars: that's going to require a bucket of lubricant.

This would be awesome if the Acme Portable Hole were real.

Kicking things under major appliances is disgusting. You need a dog. They're like proactive roombas for dropped things, edible or not.

@dmtofree: What about our socialized fire departments? My house hasn't burnt down one goddamn time but I keep havng to pay for all these other assholes who can't keep their homes from burning down. And the police department, who the hell do they think they are? And those motherfucking socialist public libraries with…

@collex: 2, x=2. say fuck twice and you've got an R. But really minimizing violence in a Terminator movie to get a PG-13? It's called Terminator, not Wall-E's Christmas Adventure.

@glucious: Hey Kevin, get back to working on Clerks 3d.

@SAtown-Hero: were you also a candlebox groupie? How about brother kane? jesus.

@larry_832: buy yourself a nice beater pickup truck and let him hit you next time.

For $50 more than the Evo you can get a keyboard and Samsung's superawesome Android support. Will it also put my dick in a woodchipper? Fuck that noise.

if they put facetime on it we'd be one step closer to the future the Jetsons promised.

@mtschmidt001: Mercy is for the weak.

@DH405: just put a meth lab behind it and you'll be fine.

@tekamul: every time I watch law and order I feel like I've been raped by dick wolf too.