Super Hyper Alpha Turbo Large Hadron Collider: World Edition

@Murray Hewitt: Just put a bow on top.

Is it so magic it'll be the number pad too?

@uzter54: Jobs: Take them to the Iron Maiden

damn, my tooth hurts

@1Grand_Marquis: Those Dyson Spheres are overpriced and don't have enough suction to clean anything but wood and tile.

Hmm, my hot water heater sits in my garage with no climate control, if I set the thermostat on it to 110 it wouldn't cut on from May-October. I think I'll have to do this.

@Barcard: Water your lawn at night, with your neighbor's water.

Junior Brown will swallow your soul!

This can only end in hilarity. Or tragedy. Probably tragedy but, I'll still laugh. I'm a bastard.

It has to be better than the Meatwad action figure I bought on ebay. It took 4 months of leaving the windows open to get the smell out of the house.

@ads2k2: fucking ear cancer, man.

I guess we know why no one ever did it before.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: They start winning, get close to a championship, and move to Miami?

@Step aside, Son: team loud fart? is that like synchronized pool pissing?

@pauljones: had good cinematography...no, no it did not, it had lots of dollys, cranes and steadicams, constantly moving "adding production value."

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: I think Pixar has a Talking Car voice exclusivity deal with Larry.

You are not your fucking khakis.

@BigGreenMonster: get a prince albert, cut a hole in your pocket, get a lanyard for your thumbdrive, run the lanyard through the hole tie it to the prince albert. you'll never forget it again.

@norbizness: He just pushed himself into the Scott Stapp Douchebag League this week.