Also: my steroid suspicion seems demonstrated. Benches 600? That’s deca for ye.

black kids are executed for the crime of holding toy guns at a playground or in a toy store.

“I was shocked at how she flew across the floor.”

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

It is almost as if they were enjoying the sporting event they were attending.

It only feels like it’s been 60 years.

Following a writer around on the internet and being a dipshit isn’t a good look, dipshit

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

Pinkham’s Law (Deadspin Edition)

This comment is everything.

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

No, I had a mental lapse and mixed Williams up with the Browns’ running back. Thanks to that person for catching it.

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

If you give me a few minutes, I’ll consult my copy of The Unwritten Rules and get back to you all on who should be choked in this situation. I’m pretty sure it’s Fernandez, but some unwritten case law is pointing towards Kevin Kiermaier for some reason.

These are two good baseball men. I like the way they baseball.

Kevin “chin of fucking steel” Pillar has the best baseball chin. BAH GAWD it broke Troy Tulowitzki’s scapula in half!