Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Sully is even worse than I had heard.

Trump-Cosby 2016!

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

And for my next trick in going to set an orphanage on fire!

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

Ah yes. The old SJW “insult.” You do know that most people you throw that at take it as a compliment, right?

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

No. People commit crimes because they’re psychopathic or they believe that the benefits of the crime outweigh the risks of being caught and punished. If you lower or eliminate the punishment it is only encouraging people to commit more crime. This isn’t an argument for the death penalty, but you seem to be implying…

I’m pretty left-leaning... before you roll the words racist or homophobe off your fingertips (because let’s face it, that’s your go-to shit), I’ll let you know that I’m Latino and gay.

we as a society aren’t putting him down... He made the decision to forfeit his right to life when he took two others in such a brutal fashion. That’s on him - not on me or society. I’ll probably be doing something really cool at the moment he’s dying.

However, only one of them couldn’t serve because they happen to be a woman.

Tom then reached his fingers into his mouth, pulling his tongue slowly out. Slowly, slowly, not stopping. He kept pulling his seemingly-endless tongue out, staring at the reporters the whole time. After he stretched it to about two feet, the last reporter left the room, clearly shaken.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

FACK YOU!