Here’s a crazy gender reveal for ya: just give birth!

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

I don’t think its fair to lump Tirico in with these other assholes. Those other guys are all clowns, while Tirico is wikdely regarded as one of the best play by play guys in the business, and likely left for a better (not just higher paying) job.

His being in standby doesn’t undermine anything, if he’s recounting the events as they were told to him. Just like the events that happened on cloud city when he was on dagobah. Or literally every other scene in the first two trilogies that he’s not in.

Maybe BB8 transferred his info about the events of TFA to R2 and that is what “woke him up”.

I can’t help you. If you’re excited about this, step away from the computer and dial 911. They couldn’t get Will Smith, and they had to settle for the “other Helmsworth brother”. The first movie was ridiculous. I suppose next you’re going to tell me they’re remaking Roadhouse, starring a flash-in-the-pan MMA star!

Oh, I can’t wait for the comments on this one.

Because the prequels sucked. Worse, they completely ignored everything that made Star Wars work. The characters. The mystery. The hints of a larger universe. A universe that looks lived-in. The prequels made everything look brand new, but also small. Every character was connected to the original trilogy, even where it…

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.