They should have 20 one lap races between two cars and then keep doing that until there are only 2 cars left and then have the pit crews for those two cars have a battle royal in a steel cage.

If you want some hot takes follow Bill Simonson’s @HugeShow Twitter account out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. He’ll probably block you within in 10 seconds, as he does with all people who point out how dumb his hot takes are.

I just came here to let everyone know that I don’t care about Jay-Z and Beyonce’s relationship.

Cue the Twitter rage... “We pay his salary/he’s a role model/we pay our money we can boo if we want” crowd.

What the hell is this shit?

The was very nice of the referees to let him travel about 4 steps closer so he could square it up a little better.

Couldn’t they have waited another 30 years to make the sequel?

The Force Awakens does not disrupt this theory. All along through the films R2-D2 is not part of every scene or even with all the characters that are participating, but he always comes back into contact with characters who were present at all the events he was not at.

He always comes back into contact with someone who was present at all the other events that he was not at.

BB-8 fills him in after he wakes up.

I remember hearing him say this BEFORE Return of the Jedi was released. He mentioned that the story is actually being told through the eyes of C-3PO and R2-D2