@Celtic1888: the stewardess shoots him?

qatar has a bit of a time difference from new york... during the prime hours to view that art exhibit all the museum gawkers will see is the darkness caused by a camera being stuffed into a pillow, because professor smart here will be asleep, haha.

someone shoop her into lingerie, then we will have the photo this was always meant to be.

@pancakesfromNY: dogs are still the same species as wolves, and wolves make great pets. coyotes are very similar (i think they can interbreed, actually). so long as you teach it as a puppy what is and isnt a 'friendly' species (by raising it with cats and other dog breeds) itll be fine.

Are these coyotes trained? They'd better have been raised with puppies and kittens as friends or they'll sure as heck eat them, too, haha.

@lurkaku: i hate hearing people say 5 minus 2 is 3. i had a math teacher that explained to me that the only reason 5 minus 2 is 3 is because 5 minus 1 minus 1 is 3. it just irks me when such a black and white statement is made about math.

@Morgan Carpenter: first of all, if you have that low an opinion of legos, that itself proves you utter lack of class.

i refused to buy it because they made samus weak hearted. i have no interest in supporting this modern trend of the fragile protagonist, not even for metroid. ive been fooled by 5 final fantasies in a row (and a massive pile of other japanese rpgs), and im sick of it. these weak characters are pathetic, and i cannot…

@JoetheArachnid: i completely disagree. we want heros from these games, not normal people. i am completely sick of developers trying to "humanize" heros by making them emotionally weak. when these characters have checkered, difficult pasts, i want them to confront that with wisdom, deriving strength from those…

@Morgan Carpenter: i have not one time claimed you are talking about yourself, but i realize thats the only argument you have left, so i guess i should expect that stupidity from you at this point. what really surprises me is how smart you think you are, and yet you cant come up with one single thing to say besides…

@Morgan Carpenter: explain how.

@MayorBloomberg: if you cant read your own comments and see what im talking about, theres really not much i can do about that.

@MayorBloomberg: because you harassed me. when i said my initial comment in reply to yours, i was trying to add to the discussion. through our next couple of encounters, you were just being contrary for no apparent reason. eventually, i just came to realize youre a bit of a jackass, so i started being a jackass to you…

@Morgan Carpenter: you actually want me to endlessly point out how illogical your behavior is? well, i dont want to disappoint you then!

@MayorBloomberg: why? did you fart?

i know i can see the future because i always choose wrong when gambling.

@MrBionic: no, just unevenly balanced.

even if this computer wasnt dumb already, the very shape of it will be obsolete in 2 years anyway. components will be small and efficient enough by then that no one wants a box even that size when they can instead get a flat case that straps the the back of their monitor.

@MayorBloomberg: nothin, really. wow, its windy out today. hows the weather where you are?

@Fecal-Lord: so long as he doesn't attempt to sell it, history says they'll leave him alone.