Here it is folks, the truest statement ever made on Jalopnik.

They could make a brown, manual, electric shooting brake with a diesel rotary range extender, with physical buttons for all controls (did I miss any of the tropes), and people would still complain that they couldn’t immediately buy one for 10 grand on Craigslist.

LOL. ok true. But then again..

Jalopniks: We want wagons!
Buick: Here you go!
Jaguar: Here you go!
VW: Here you go!
BMW: Here you go!
Jalopniks: ugly, too expensive, too small, no manual. Come on we want wagons!

Hell.... You can probably get it in a sweet brown color too. Things have gotten weird here. 

Jalopnik: “Manufacturers should build more wagons!”
Porsche “Here you go.”

Counterpoint: The world will be a little better with the Cross Turismo. If anyone can make long roofs cool again to the general public, it’s Porsche.

Agreed.  I think it looks much better than the Taycan.

The cheapest Taycan is actually 80,000 in the US, so I'm also confused.

Dare I say I prefer the looks of the Audi over the Porsche? This is the most German looking car I have seen in a long time. The whole thing looks like it was carved from a single block of aluminum.

The fastest car was a PDK, and yet the video showed drivers shifting a manual transmission for our five times. Why? Because it makes for a more exciting, more engaging film. Same reason I prefer a manual transmission... makes for a more exciting, more engaging drive.

Wouldn’t every car aficionado the world over date the Porsche 911 to the 1960s? The Turbo model was the 70s innovation.

75 in Europe..76 in the states...

Just missing one word, then it’s perfect.

Finally. Someone gets it. Someone understands :) 

The Hyphen brought me here and I am not disappointed, take your star!

Yep, and in addition, bring down the cost of the new car. I very much get that we need safety for ourselves and others. But those features can be refined and the cost brought down for the same safety, over time.

I humbly request a Jalopnik article outlining this build, kinda like the now-defunct Build of the Week articles.

Radwood has an office here in town that I travel to most days. It’s mostly a warehouse with a small 150 sqft mezzanine office for me to use. My wife and I share it occasionally, and it has my workout equipment.

Jalopnik has a Nevada office or is this for something else?

“Man attempts to live on electric vehicles during a national pandemic!”