Do you run a hedge fund?

I’m in good company with Doug DeMuro, and all the hosts of “The Grand Tour” then who have all scraped sports cars on video. Maybe you should teach a course for the rest of us.

Brakes and suspension pieces.

The E46 M3 and E39 M5 are perfect cars. Their prices will sky rocket. Same for the E90 M3.

I would take the coupé or that blue 8 series with red seats.

I don’t have a wrecked front end. I have scratches on the bottom of my extremely low bumper. And its not my driving, its terrible infrastructure in the midwest that’s the culprit.

Obviously, your roads are not worse since you think I’m talking about smaller items.

Curbs have nothing to do with my comment.

You’re not blunt, you trashed my car, which is a fantastic whip.

Dick.

I don’t drive like an idiot.

I agree with Doug DeMuro on this: https://dougdemuro.kinja.com/do-you-really-need-an-suv-in-the-city-you-do-1502856775

Lou Malnati’s deep dish butter crust is the best food in the world

I worked at a law firm in Costa Mesa that did a lot of car accident work. Older folks in L.A., San Diego, and Orange County still used, “Harbor Freeway”, “Oceanside-Carlsbade Freeway,” and “Sacramento Freeway” to tell me where they were.

My first car was an 1986 AMC Jeep Grand Wagoneer with an enormous moonroof.

^ This.

Really? Even with a Carbon fiber frame & *most of* a Ferrari engine?

I feel shame.

I agree on that particular M5 wagon. It’s the unicorn to end all unicorns.

*Complains Jalopnik doesn’t report about Takata in comment section to report on Takata.