Tesla, anyone?

“Well, at least it wasn’t a Tahoe! What would the neighbors think!?”

Not to mention that nothing is permanent. Even Michigan roads are temporal.

Tavarish might disagree, eh?

I travel frequently for work and my costs are all reimbursed, but nevertheless, Hertz charges way too much and doesn’t offer any rewards or status.

Nice price!

I don’t hate your children. Or any children. I’m white too. Can’t change it.

This is why I love Carmax. Besides the killer warranty, I spec’d a 335i LeMans blue with M-Sport and cold weather package. They transported it to St. Louis from Tuscon in a week and I left a happy customer with all my options.

At $1,500 for a running pickup, I say caveat emptor, but Illinois never should have let me put it on the road without a safety inspection.

I had a 1999 Dodge Dakota that I bought used with 120k miles from a guy in Rock Island, Illinois.

Yes.

Probably, yes. But, you’re smart enough to get the Triumph and skip the maintenance costs.

You sir win the internet. And on 4.20 of all days.

“BMW killer” or “3 Series killer” have to be the most often quoted simultaneously false sentence ever spoken or written.

Chrysler distributors won’t fire in the rain.

I once saw a DONK version of the CrossTour here in St. Louis.

I actually thought of this:

I heard Doug DeMuro was secretly on the take from Paul whatever his face is.

Fighting words.

Shit, that’s perfect.