The C32 and C55 were cars I really considered along wth the S4, before I settled on an E90 335i M-sport.

IT IS LESS THAN $1300!!! HOW THE HELL IS ANYONE VOTING CP??!?!

No.

You can’t get a DINAN emblem with floor mats, but whatever.

I’ve only seen this option with Porsche USA. But, I’ve only configured Mercs and Bimmers. Heading to Audi’s site right now!

FWD sucks.

If you refuse a field sobriety test you’ll spend the night in jail, but you’ll win at trial since they won’t have any evidence. And the blood test requires either your consent or a court order—don’t consent. Ever. Sleep a night in jail.

Every single citizen accused of drunk driving by a police officer should do exactly what Maloney did.

I knew a guy who worked at the Toledo Chrysler plant in the 1970s and 1980s. These were so poorly built that when it rained the electrical failed and the cars wouldn’t start. Chrysler had a truck that drove around the parking lot helping employees start their new Cordobas, Aspens, and Volares. It’s weird to say this,…

My drivers education class explicitly taught me to brake check tailgaters.

In my experience the slow left-lane campers all have Wisconsin plates.

I won’t hesitate to flash my BMW LED high beams at you next time you’re putzing along in the left lane.

You just cost Jaguar sales on second owner XEs purchased by Jalops!

Anecdotally, BMWs have been awesome for me.

You mean,

Exactly. My 7 week old daughter rides in the back of my BMW—so I’m the one guy who signals.

Lexus does not belong on this list. What an awful, ugly, revolting grill.

I’ve had an E46 & own an E90 now. The E90 is significantly superior.

You’re too hard on lawyers.

That is straight dope.