My first street bike bike was a 1990 Ninja 600R, which was perfect for me.

“Sorry, for partying.”

“The repair is all done. Now, that will be $15,000.00!”

Meanwhile, Ohio sucks.

Its been my favorite for more than a decade.

Their brew pub on Milwaukee Avenue is fantastic. My wife took me there for my birthday a few years ago. Delicious beer, tasty food, and almost everything has a witty tie-in to Communism!

Bitch.

My first vehicle was a 1986 AMC Grand Wagoneer with a Chrysler 360 V8 in Deep Burgundy paint. Great first car for $3,300.

Obviously my E90 335i M Sport in LeMans blue.

Volkswagen sold more asbestos-containing products than any company in the world—and has spent decades destroying its victims in litigation instead of taking responsibility.

Food is way better at O’Hare. And security is faster.

Oh, you didn’t hear that CTA now offers train service directly to your gate?

I was a twice a week business traveler for years living in Chicago. O’Hare has direct flights almost everywhere, which is gold. Along with some of the best airport food in the country (it has a Rick Bayless restaurant!) I don’t think the O’Hare hate is justified.

Thank you, Keynes!

O’Hare is clean and has excellent food. I understand Chicago weather is awful for flying on time, but that’s not O’Hare’s fault.

LaGuardia. Even when everything goes correctly and on time, LaGuardia is just shit.

Equus?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Granted, BMW has strayed in that some products don’t fulfill the original vision—but they still build the M235i, the 335i, the 550i, the M3, M5, and M6—which are all amazing cars. Weird cars like the 3 Series GT and the X6 are the exceptions still.

Shoot, maybe even $35k more for the S Class. My understanding is the CT6 is priced by the A6 and 5 Series.