Good. Lord.

Indeed. $1 billion in quick cash in exchange for a 75 year lease to JP Morgan Chase. I still think its unconstitutional for a bank to give me a parking ticket.

Although the army of meter maids in my neighborhood, Logan Square, aren't writing tickets for meters on the side streets. The tickets are for being too close…

I'm from Chicago, have lived in St. Louis, and am a frequent business traveler to the Motor City. I agree with your conclusion that $45 is way too high and point out the tickets in St. Louis City are $10. Detroit's should be somewhere between Chicago and St. Louis—$25 is probably right. Also, Chicago has an army…

Exactly right. Not to mention the state's interest in protecting victims of domestic violence and child welfare generally.

My guess is the new safe haven for bigots will be to say, "Why is the government involved with marriage anyway?" Just like with NFL players coming out of the closet they say, "Who cares about this…

Maybe words like, "bloodline" and "ancestry" create the wrong analogies for cars built by Nazis, but you can see the connection between the Type C the Audi R8.

I set up automatic payments for almost all my bills. Back in law school when I would receive huge direct deposits of student loans I would think, "If I died, its possible no one would know for months."

One day ago, I could have given you an excellent shot of a Honda Del Rey with North Carolina plates buried in snow in my Chicago neighborhood. Ice was 1/4 up the rear wheels. But today, I helped the guy get it out after three weeks of his girlfriend abandoning it. It was a mess though.

I'm a loyal BMW owner and I love the technology. But shoot, that's not a sleek looking BMW. If it looked like a 335 or 4 series gran coupe, the i3 would be easier to move.

Nothing wrong with that of course.

Personally, the Detroit page is one of my favorite pages on Jalopnik. I'll take more posts, not fewer, thank you.

As a Chicagoan, I can attest to the very, very slow Wisconsin cars crowding our fast lanes.

OH SURE, "BMW OWNERS ARE THE REAL DICKS"...right.

My guess is they were also upset by the Coca Cola Superbowl ad.