It’s not like you’ll have an ethernet hookup in your kitchen, is it? How else are they supposed to collect and sell your juice usage data?

They’re doing the logical thing and never underestimating the stupidity of the modern consumer for buying internet-connected whatevers.

I don’t think Eichel necessarily wants to leave, but the Sabres have to give him a reason to stay and a team that’s permanently 2-3 years away from being a contender isn’t a good one. There’s no chance he leaves as an RFA, but I don’t think GMTM can build a roster capable of competing for championships (…

because tanking in the end relies on luck

Vox Media’s selling point to team site writers is they are getting the always nebulous “exposure” along with what is essentially beer money for a salary. Considering the effort put in by many of the team site editors/writers, they are getting ripped off.

$125 + incentive bonuses for reaching whatever goals the league managers set for you. Usually the incentive is another $125-$150.

I believe it differs based on the size of the site, and requires certain traffic goals to be reached, but the numbers I’ve heard are in the three figures per month.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Read the book as part of a class on Gero-psychology (yes, it’s a thing). Hated every last word of that book.

Being from the Detroit area, we get lectured by him on a daily basis. I never thought such a tiny man could rise such a high horse!

My toddler is about to move out of his high chair to eat at the table. I wonder if I can get Lupica’s booster seat from ESPN?

This is when he lost his players

Excellent list.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

noel’s comments are disruptive af tbh

fanservice spin-offs like the Merry Wives of Windsor

holy shit man... i haven’t even HEARD of some of the movies this guy who reviews movies for a living likes!!

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…