You could tell he was thinking “I’m going to be the Stewart or Colbert or Oliver of sports!” I guess he neglected to consider that those guys are worldly and intelligent, while he is a parochial ignoramus.

Yup. These are my viewer.

Meanwhile, Rangers fans keep reminding us they won a Stanley Cup in 1994.

or you can be like New York City, where any sports title is immediately forgotten

Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually.

Do you not get jokes?

Hm, yes, definitely we should amend the site to the preferences of “bringbackclaytravis”

Because as journalistic policy, opposing the reporting of the true identity of a globally famous pseudonymous person is insane.

“It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”

From the ashes, they will rise.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

For those unfamiliar with Canadian demographics, I’d estimate that Donald Trump would get about 90% of the Alberta vote if he ran for office in Canada.

Using Chapstick causes you to need Chapstick more, so that you need to keep buying it. Why else would I be addicted?!

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"

How is it "a bit much", Billy? You're basically saying that while they can, and should, be punished for yelling racist shit, they should get a pass for yelling derogatory shit about "retards".

This is like expecting applause every time you successfully wipe your ass. Set the bar a little higher bub.

Um. No.