If you ask me, Watkins needs to put the team before himself going forward. He needs to play more like SamUS Watkins.

David Lynch managed to explode every available television trope and not just flip them on their head but actually explore the psychology of why they exist and what cultural role they filled about 20 years before that would become so much of our online conversation (on places like the gawker network say). He also did…

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Best Klans In Baseball

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

yeah i wonder why they didn't stop to watch the whole video first

"My upcoming work explores castration anxiety, homosocial behavior, and Florida State. It's a GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing off Jameis Winston's penis."

My full quote, which is a little kinder than the stray pieces in Rob's story would indicate:

Actually, I would say that he loves his players. And if you love something set it free, like he did by not signing any of his free agents for like 25 years. The fact that none of them ever came back just shows that it was unrequited love, and that is the saddest thing of all. If any of you had a tiny bit of empathy…

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

Same here, but then again, puck possession is the center of Mike Babcock's game plan, and always has been. I think the Red Wings' team build is the polar opposite of the Maple Leafs; to hell with grit and hitting, let's control the flow and play the game our way.

The answer is that the Wings have spent most of the year in the upper middle of the pack in terms of possession numbers (right now they're 12th/30), even when adding in rookies to their lineup. They play a system that encourage holding onto the puck and, while that's had ups and downs as they adapt to younger players…

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

First: what is a winger? I can't find reference to anything other than hockey, soccer, or the hair band. Second: people who complain about the PC police or PC-ness in general are almost always the same motherfuckers that are mad that they can't get away with saying the n-word or being outwardly misogynistic outside…

Listen. I'm sure that to you handful of people who get upset about this, it must seem like there's a consensus that those posts need photographs and that I'm just being stubborn about it. But, the thing is, I have the advantage of being able to look at my email inbox, as well as the overall body of…

You idiot. The line is "Our homes on native land."

Not to mention that O Canada is a blatant lie. Native land, eh?

Major omission: AIPAC/Israeli occupation apologists

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