So, plenty of back bakin' for everyon—

[Nicks side wall]
[Careens wildly down track]
[Falls behind Team Mildly-Funny and Team Iffy-But-Inoffensive in standings]

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

As a Franklin Delano Roosevelt fan, I am really disappointed that he didn't win Maine in the 1936 Presidential Election.

Burn in hell.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

If you can work "thug" and "reverse racism" into this conversation I swear I will stand up and applaud.

Milk was a bad choice

Hey now! The Chargers used to be all the rage in the mid '00s. Ask any Niner fan; I'm sure they still have their Tomlinson jersey tucked away.

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

I'll bet Wade is going to make Oden stand on his left all game just so he can one up LeBron.

Check out Errol Morris' "Mr. Death" for a view into such a person. It is really quite something to hear the rationalization. It's hard to explain, better to watch the movie.

Who are these people washing their jeans after every wear? Surely you don't live in a city—how the hell do you lug that many jeans to the laundromat?

Pretty sure I heard McManaman let out an audible gasp of disgust when France got an easy group.

She is fucking stupid.

I'd really disagree with you on that. One superstar QB can cover up a lot, while Sidney Crosby wouldn't make the playoffs this year if he was on Buffalo. Superstars may matter a bit more than the NFL, but it's not close to the impact they have in the NBA.

So when will "Tom Sawyer" appear written on Canada' s sweaters?

PREDICTION: Sorority Girl will get a book deal, and the book will be called LEAN THE FUCK IN BEFORE I CUNT PUNT YOU.

If Sabres fans would change the "boos" while the team is trapped in their own end into "Let's go Buffalo," FNC would be the loudest building in the league. Trouble is, we're so damn cynical now, "boo" is the least emotionally investing response. It's a sad, sad state in Sabreland.