BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

Of course, there are even cooler charts that only allude to how cool it’s gotten.

Pretty sure Ryan and his pals are NOT using their old tube socks for flag football purposes.

“Paul Ryan condemns Josh McCown’s fantasy performance, stops short of benching him”

Wow, good call. +1 caucus, if you know what I mean.

Are those fucking gloves? You’re playing flag football with a bunch of dads in the park, you’re not fucking Julio Jones.

I was initially going to say “of COURSE he’s the kind of asshole who wears football gloves playing flag football.”

This should be retitled “Paul Ryan stages hasty photo with NFL players before they recognize him.”

I’ll give you Murray in Space Jam; will you give me that playing flag football in a hat is insane?

The ad folks at Cialis really need to step up their game.

Someone else looks pretty excited to grab him by the flag.

A: A guy who wears one lifting weights.

The other half of his team is all guys named Colt.

Sack lunch!! NOMNOMNOMNOM!

Lemme tell you about this bad beat poker hand from 11 years ago!

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

No one cares about your fantasy football team.

they literally said to me “they’re kids”. like, fuck it, you can’t control them, so why bother. this is why kids scream and run around restaurants now.

I’m just waiting on British Intelligence to send their most qualified martini drinker over to stop whatever the hidden evil plot it. (making the USA the next reich is too obvious) I mean really, there has to be some hidden gold or magic golden poo hidden under the Whitehouse.

Pence: The guy looks exactly like a Bond…