Would you like an order of fries WITH YOUR AUTISM???!??!?

I think you can also technically make it into meth, though you need a few more ingredients? Anyway, that would obviously be more interesting, no?

Thank you for sharing that.

Hot take! Bad take!

You know nothing about this.

Which this cop totally did, so should be on the force?

P.S. My first thought while driving away: if they are pulling this shit with me, I can’t imagine what people of color are dealing with these days.

White probably was confused about the holster release. Cops frequently appraoch a vehicle with hand on gun butt. I cannot believe you don’t know this.

Wrong. “Apology” is an admission of guilt—slam dunk if you want to contest it.

Your anecdote is crushing. How’s mine--I’ve been in a cop car and watched them do that very thing.

Tell that to my fantasy team he borked.

Bitch, stop whining and listen? (Did I mention this was a hot take?) When he says it is standard, it is standard. Traffic stops are one of the most dangerous things cops do.

Try the clavicles--they’re more tender!

So unfair. No one told the Palestinians the throat-slash thing was supposed to be just a metaphor. And that it’s meant for fellow players, not little girls. Alley-Oops!

Yes, jokes are bad, and should not be made.

Is this the thread where I discuss my fantasy team? 7-3 baby!!!!

+ 1 humblebrag.

Black labs matter!

WTF did the sun ever do to you?

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...