Well, considering that DJT is about as Christian as Osama Bin Laden, I wouldn’t bet against the collective fucking delusion of idiot hypocrite Evangelicals in this country.

No way a Presidential/Veep candidate could be successful when they sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

You’re overlooking the other possibility, perhaps because it is too horrible: That Trump gets reelected in 2020 and they run on a 2024 ticket.

So that shitstain hidden camera guy gets teachers fired for drinking on their own time, yet this bigot gets to resign. Fuck Texas.

“... The Adventures of Pepe And Pede, which pits Furie’s creation and a caterpillar named Pede...”

Gonna go out on a limb and say that probably is a centipede.

But a shitty Mountain Goats song is still better than most other bands

“According to the settlement, Hauser is prohibited from selling any more copies of the book, and must donate all the profits he’s made so far, such as they are, to the Muslim rights advocacy group Council on American-Islamic Relations.”

“must donate all the profits he’s made so far, such as they are, to the Muslim rights advocacy group Council on American-Islamic Relations”

Feels bad, man, I’m sure.

I’ll show myself out.

Oh, I remember it! And it’s hilarious.

My condolences...Becky.

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

It’s deeply saddening to me that Nina Khalova is Russian. Why, fucking why are we once again on the wrong side of history.

shittiest mountain goats song ever

I feel for Furie. Pepe used to be just a chill-ass frog meme, and now it’s this. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have your art co-opted by the least chill people on the planet. Good for him for fighting back.

Nuts. I was gonna say Frank Stallone.

Assistant principal at a Denton, Texas middle school, huh?

You know who else started life as a stoner frog in a children’s book? Hitler.

The bastard name thing is a cute contrivance that doesn’t make a lot of consistent sense when you scrutinize it in the books, either. And everybody already knew Jon was born in the south; Ned had been away from the North for a year at least before returning with a baby. Think of it less like a precisely defined law…