Christian Laettner is probably like “Whew, finally someone else from Duke who might get a little more hate than me.”

I watched his entire interview today and.....dude is trash. What else to say

The Assassination of Cam Newton by the Cowardly Concussion Protocol

I’m sorry, what? JG was either going to be traded or signed. There is no reason to hold him until the end of the year and get absolutely nothing for him when his contract is up.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

At one point a couple years ago i decided to lose weight. I started eating more fruits/vegetables, walked an hour at lunch during work, came home and got to exercising up to 2-3 hours a night, started to walk/jog/do stairs outside on the weekend. I lost 70 lbs in 4 months. As time went on during those 4 months i…

When the first guy I dated after years of being alone (because of weird emotionally abusive almost relationship fucked me up) ghosted me, I was shocked by how devastated I was. It had only been 3 dates. It wasn’t like I was in love. You perfectly described that feeling. It was shocking and abrasive. I’ve had trouble…

Wow, that was brave and beautiful.

What team is that? The Manning Brothers? Is that a team or a vaudeville act? No such team bro. Brady’s record is better than that of any other quarterback in the history of football. Your hate is just jealousy and frustration. Pretty obvious example of desperate self-humiliation.

Eli was benched for Geno Smith. That is all.

THEY (Deaspin) HATE US CUZ THEY ANUS!

Yeah, that totally invalidates all those rings.

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Because they haven’t established possession through the whole catch; where as the runner has possession as soon as it is handed to him. It’s stupid, but it is what it is.

They’re mad because it’s:

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

I mean, he’s not wrong though. That’s the point. And I don’t think he was trying to say, but they are doing it too, why am I in trouble!? We need to constantly and as vocally as possible, bring attention to the fact, irony and hypocrisy that Republicans DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what people do, as long as they are on the…

Can you go away every once in a while?

Honestly, this is even better.

In the clip above, Stewart is asked about how he reacted to the revelations and C.K.’s admittance of guilt, and says he was “stunned.”