The only thing I owe you is a swift kick to the fleshy area where your balls used to be. You are nothing but a squashed bug on my windshield. Time and time again you have proven yourself to be a classless shill of Rocket League and you really need to find a hobby. Living in your mothers basement must be doing a number…

Eyeroll

I appreciate all of the time you have invested in entertaining my friends and I tonight. Gosh you’re a riot! Too bad your dance card is full of Rocket League sessions in your mom’s basement. Good luck in all of your future endeavors, I hear 2015 is a great year to be special!

Didn’t this article come out like a month ago? If not I have some serious marijuana issues..

You are making yourself look like an asshole, I am just stating facts. Maybe Rocket League 2 could potentially bring more features that could catapult into an esports era, but for now it will never happen. Like I said before, your passion is misguided. Congrats on enjoying this ‘game’ but your opinion means jack shit…

Lol... Reading this and watching Back to the Future on syfy as we speak

I appreciate your passion but it is clearly misguided. I think RL and yourself need some time apart before your bias overtakes reality. The game is fun, there is no denying that. Should/will it ever be an e-sport? Hell to the no.

In the 1980’s when he was selling out Madison Square Garden on a regular basis

Black was so much fun to play! PS2 had classic after classic in that era...

That was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.

I have. It has the appeal of World of Tanks which is fun for a few matches, but ultimately its too basic. Maybe Rocket League 2 will bring in some new features that could propel it to a higher standard, but at the moment it is a niche game.

Hell to the no.

Omg. Were you shocked by a shock jock radio program? Have a quaalude.

That Kanye interview about brands and fashion was highly entertaining. Offputting, yet entertaining.

I didn’t read anywhere in this review that he was seeking career council.

I hate Kanye in general, but my love for King Crimson has made me appreciate the production value of this remix.

You mean Playstation?

Eyeroll.

I am an avid gamer, and have been playing my entire life. Started with Atari to the Xbox One. Unfortunately, I am also a cancer survivor who deals with longterm nausea and will have to for the rest of my life. Some days are better than others, however some days I just cannot play because I am too dizzy. Instead, I…