Thanks. Since I’m being an anal grammar dickhead anyway, I’ll go ahead and point out your tenses are screwed up. It should be either:

Good job yet again linking to someone else’s content and adding absolutely nothing substantive of your own.

Sure this is late and yes I’m an asshole, but how has this been up for three days with a typo in the headline?

Let me guess, you’re one of those people who claims he doesn’t notice race?

Ha! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Nero grabbed someone by the pussy at some point in his life.

Nero at least had the excuse of being a kid (17 at the time of his ascension, 31 when he committed suicide) who likely had no personal interest in governance and was compelled into it by his politically ambitious mother and tutor.

I was going to say that I don’t know a single person who shops at Nasty Gal, but I also think I’m a little old for the brand and that may be unfair. But yeah, from what I’ve seen it looks like the same cheap shit you can get at any number of mall stores.

I’m just wondering why she’s still doing this #girlboss self-promotion nonsense (who the fuck’s gonna buy that book?) now that we know she’s a shitty boss and Nasty Gal has one foot in the grave. Isn’t she worth like $200 million? Chick never needs to work again in her life. Go to college or something, Sophia.

Nasty Gal ceased to be a profitable company when Amoruso started believing her own hype and turned it into a self-promotion machine. She’s probably bored with the clothes aspect at this point and it looking to dump the place so she can focus full time on whatever the hell her personal brand is about.

So Kim pissed all over a gas station?

Christina is an asshole of wide renown. I suspect it’s one of the reasons her career has never really taken off the way it could have. That said, Kelly’s always been a prick too, and is only famous because of her father. I’m calling this one a draw.

Minus the creepy avatar it looks like a Portal rip-off.

Agreed. They both have that doofy block shaped white guy head that I associate with rugby players.

I think Jimmy Fallon is the perfect comparison. I don’t think anyone who watched SNL in the late 90s thought that this giggling doofus with zero range would be second only to Will Ferrell in terms of success, yet here we are. Bland affability and a nonthreatening sense of humor can take you very far in the hosting…

I’m okay with Ricky Gervais when he’s not playing Ricky Gervais. The actual Ricky Gervais seems like a bit of a cunt.

A dude who is married to a woman who is a top aide to another woman who is running for president, whose own husband is famously a horndog and a philanderer. It’s not the end of the world or anything, but it’s an easy source of dumb, sexist jokes that Trump will no doubt be happy to make.

Doesn’t he also ejaculate into his eyes by mistake and convince himself that he’ll go blind from it? There’s no way someone OTHER than Philip Roth could have written that, right?

It’s got to be, right? This is pathological. And before the Gawker refugees come in squawking that he and Huma could have had an “agreement” and who are we to assume we know what goes on in their marriage ... No. There is a zero-percent chance that a woman who is a top aide to Hillary Goddamn Clinton is cool with her…

Something like 500 Americans a year die of CO poisoning, usually when they are asleep or passed out drunk. CO leaks in houses are unfortunately very common, especially for people with wood stoves. It is colorless and odorless, and the symptoms it produces can easily be mistaken for mild illness.

Seriously. This was a preventable death.