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What the hell are you even talking about? I’ve read the Deadspin articles already, before you were so kind to angrily link them. Pretty much no one is supporting Lochte right now. NBC giving him a mouthpiece early on can be chalked up to their licensing of the games and his status as one of the marquee American

Right now I’m thinking, “Why is this angry, angry person replying in all hyperlinks? Is that the new allcaps?”

I was really hoping for drugs and/or hookers to be involved. This is just boring.

Yeah, while I certainly agree that double-standards and sexism exist in media coverage of athletes, I think people are really reaching to be outraged about this one. Maybe some social media trolls are going with the boys-will-be-boys defense, but it was mostly those same sources that attacked Douglas.

Baz Luhrmann has a talent for making men look stunning. Romeo + Juliet had me wanting to fuck Jon Leguizamo. Jon Leguizamo!

Our of curiosity I googled what Devon Sawa looks like now and .... well, he still has his original nose, so that’s cool I guess.

Should, but won’t. People like that never even leave their home county, much less the state.

Those phone calls were brutal.

He also can’t act unless someone throws a bucket of water on him. Every movie he’s in, there’s at least one scene where he gets dripping wet. Without that water, he has no talent.

I do enjoy some of Leo’s roles but this is factual. If I saw that guy making eyes at me at the bar I would quietly pay my tab and leave.

41 years old and he STILL can’t grow a full beard.

No lie, Baz has a gift for that. Ewan McGregor ain’t ugly but he’s NEVER been more heartstoppingly fuckable than he was in Moulin Rouge.

You could have told me that gif was from Ant-Man and I’d believe you. Paul Rudd literally does not age.

The reverse is true regarding 90's female hair and Kate Winslet. Although it does look like she’s had a fair bit of work done since the Titanic days.

Those floppy 90s haircuts really agreed with him. Much like Jonathan Taylor Thomas (who isn’t looking great these days, either) he was a hotter, more brooding version of every white boy you went to school with. That was his appeal.

I’ve always felt like The Rock is a secret douche. Like, he’s too smart to let it show in his public persona and confident enough to be self-deprecating when it serves him, but if he actually feels threatened by another ego he’ll start drama. Also, Ballers (which he stars in and produces with Mark Fucking Wahlberg) is

I feel like I should clarify something that seems to have been deliberately omitted:

So I’m a kid, am I? You’ve spent the better part of a week attempting to get the upper hand over a kid on the Internet? That’s fine, crazy. Enjoy dying sooner than me. Dismissed.

K.