Report to your nearest reeducation camp for quarantine.

What, you don't shove strawberries into your ears? Weirdo.

Hamlet, actually, but who cares? It's still a pretty awesome movie.

This has been an excellent conversation about how you did not understand a reference to a show you never were interested in watching. May the Lord bless and keep you.

He edited it to Crown Royal from Pepsi. George preferred Pepsi over wine. Watch the show. Due in class next week.

Are you George Costanza?

I don't care if the server walked to your table, dropped your food on the floor, scooped it up in front of you, spit in it, and then slammed it on the table; if you're worth 2.5 million dollars you tip 50% on that shit.

As a feminist, I spend a lot of time of feminist websites. That's not what we think. It's what people like you want to believe we think, because it allows you to keep the power you have as men while simultaneously demeaning anything we have achieved as women.

19th century Whitechapel had slightly different standards of cleanliness than nowadays.

This is an incorrect statement. Not that you care, because bitches, amirite?

Yeah, exactly. Less of a standup comic and more of a cultural commentator who occasionally tells a joke.

Sure, if you agree with his views I can understand enjoying that, but what I'm seeing in that video is less stand-up comedy, more preaching/lecturing.

I respect Carlin for the influence he had, but (at least towards the end of his life) his comedy was a lot of manful this-is-how-the-world-should-be lecturing mixed in with a small number of actual jokes.

You're attacking an argument no one is making. No one's claiming that Taylor Swift is an amazing performer. She's known to be a weak live singer. Her appeal is in her persona and her songwriting.

Yeah. I think this is the first time she's ever really danced and it's not like the girl is known for being a powerhouse singer. The fact that she doesn't go off-pitch at all is pretty amazing for Taylor Swift.

Okay, well, I can't really agree or disagree with anything that you've said because it's all so vague. I would just petition to you to understand that society, history, and people as a whole are all bigger and more influential than your own personal belief system.

Those things are not mutually exclusive. I believe he was genuinely trying to be cute. But, his attempts at cuteness crossed the line when he euphemistically used a word that he knows perfectly well is hideously offensive. It doesn't matter whether he "meant it" or not. There isn't any reason for him to use that word,…

It doesn't have a different meaning if it's being used as a stand-in for a word he knows he can't use in a civilized society. Semiotics, brah. Sort of like if I called you a sock-chucker. Everyone with half a brain would know I'm not saying you like to throw hosiery.

I have literally not once in my life heard or read about any white person unironically getting called a cracker, honky, etc. And even if I had I wouldn't give a fuck and neither should you, because those words are not racial slurs and have not been used for centuries as terms of hatred and oppression against an entire…

I wouldn't, and a public figure whose entire career is predicated on adapting black musical styles and performers should probably not do it either.