Was...I supposed to be hurt by that? Because I wasn't. Try harder next time, Mom.

Name one.

Of course there's a such thing as velcro. Once that shit enters the common lexicon it means whatever people decide it means. The company that created the word does not get to dictate its use outside of trademark situations (and, apparently, bitching on its website).

Maybe, but trying to regulate colloquial speech is always an exercise in futility and only serves to make you look like a bunch of grumpy old dicks who probably shouldn't be making products for children.

Not his "gay lover." His husband.

The greatest trick expensive private colleges ever pulled is convincing the world you needed to be "smart" to get into them.

Fucking CNN. Can we please stop trying to make this kid into some kind of cultural commentator? "Thinking things through" does not seem to be an area of strength for her. And that's fine! She's 18! 18-year-olds are dumb! Hence why most of them aren't sharing their wisdom with the news media.

Did we not already have 27 Dresses?

Yeah, you're an idiot. Not gonna bother.

Uh, thanks for the replies to a nearly month-old post, I guess?

It was re-released to other consoles over a year later. Not exactly a vote of confidence from Ubisoft.

Just making an historical point. I've no doubt Corday will show up wearing a leather bustier and bat her eyes at Arno.

Why is it so hard for people to grasp that actions don't require intent to be sexist? No one's saying that the developers sat down at a conference table, said, "fuck those bitches," and then did keg stands. They did, however, decide that female characters were not important enough to include in their big, expensive…

Well you're certainly living up to stereotypes about how Mexican men regard women.

The image you have in your head is your own problem. I'm a female gamer, and I give a shit that my entire gender is being treated as a "feature" not worth inclusion in a franchise worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Liberation didn't sell because it was, of all things, exclusive to the freaking Vita. Which probably tells you something else about how Ubisoft regards female characters.

And it's not like one of the most famous assassins of the French Revolution was a woman, or anything.

Oh my God. You wish you were a pretentious ass. You're a wannabe pretentious ass. That is so sad.

That kid creeped me the hell out in Love Actually. Bad case of evilface and waaaaay too precocious.

Sadly none of the men from that movie have aged all that well. Although Elwes does have sort of a "cute soccer dad" vibe going on these days.