Seriously. Even if we're going to assume that the story isn't just made up, I would certainly hope that the Houston family is keeping an eye on Bobbi Kristina, inasmuch as her fucking mother just died and her father is a scumbag.

While it's true that no one is "destined" to have substance issues, there is absolutely a genetic component to addiction.

Tanning doesn't produce a "glow," which is what the article is talking about.

Don't worry, I'm with you. That said, the joke itself ("something bad befalls Person X, Similar Person Y is happy") is fairly common and not really insidious, I've seen it told about men and women. I think the whole thing is symptomatic of Doug Barry not really getting his audience while at the same time not being a…

I am glad that science has determined that healthy-looking skin is attractive.

Yeah, I'm not digging this Barry dude. If you can't do snark, you probably shouldn't try.

It's just a (bad) joke about how they're similar actresses who play similar roles and therefore must be rivals.

Oh, good. I was concerned she was lost in the Great Gawker Purge of 2011.

Did she almost drop an F-bomb at the end there? Sweet.

I want to like this style of writing, but (1) I'm having trouble parsing a lot of the grammar, and (2) it's not actually all that funny. Whatever happened to Morning Gloria?

Pretty sure the books were based on [a fifth-grade understanding of] the Roman Empire. Hence all the faux-Latin names and the modern day gladiatorial arena that is the games themselves.

YUP. I found myself rooting for the Capitol and "bad" characters like Effie, just because they clearly found Katniss as fucking annoying as I did.

I know I'm supposed to like Crystal Renn, but man do I not agree about her outfit. She looks like a cross between Wednesday Addams and that annoying girl on Park and Rec who's always glowering at the camera through her hair, and not in a good way.

I don't think I knew she had a daughter, but then again I wasn't a fan. Plus, let's be honest here: The Bodyguard is a very mediocre movie that's really only remembered for its soundtrack.

Huh? He's literally just holding the dog in his right hand and DJing with his left. How is that even close to putting the animal in a costume (which is still pretty fucking low on the abuse scale, if you ask me)?

Huh? He's literally just holding the dog in his right hand and DJing with his left. How is that even close to putting the animal in a costume (which is still pretty fucking low on the abuse scale, if you ask me)?

I'm think we're overreacting a bit here, Mr. Barry.

I am starting to suspect that thetruestfaith01 is, in fact, the ghost of Whitney Houston.

Seriously. If there's one thing the man's good at (aside from giving speeches and Al Green karaoke), it's folding like a napkin on issues where he's got massive public support.

If you want to engage in victim-blaming, you kinda need a victim first.