I wanted to think that too, but then I clicked over to Ms. George's blog. Talk about logorrhea. Now I'm thinking she's being completely serious.

"God, isn't it just AWFUL when guys hit on you when you're not wearing any make-up?"

Oh believe me, I know! I think it was the article on dog yoga a few years back that permanently turned me off to the Sunday Stylez.

Yeah, that's my reaction as well. There are far worse things in this world than having a cute guy smile at you. Just take the compliment and move on with your day.

The WSJ should really team up the The New York Times and produce a hard hitting series on the terrible difficulties of being a upper-middle-class white person in America. It would be a great opportunity for Right-Left unity in these partisan times.

Malin Akerman was by far the worst thing about Watchmen, a movie that had MANY bad things in it. Yes, I know this is a completely different type of movie. But without Lindsay (who can actually act and has some "grit" to her) I'm just not interested.

Insert Sarah Palin joke here

I smoked weed throughout high school, got into fights and barely graduated, so I suppose as an Inferior Person I shouldn't comment, but I just can't stay in my place. This sounds like some sanctimonious ABC Family movie come to life.

Yeah, if we're going to buy the possibility of a hoax, I think we should look in the direction of Willow, Track or even Todd.

I think the point is that Gawker is describing this as the "biggest hoax in American political history." A little hyperbolic, don't you think?

A quick glance at Ferranti's Myspace page

Well, yeah. The existence of the Loch Ness Monster has been all but disproven.

Two words: The Sun. Don't feed the troll, ladies.

I fucking despise the term "bromance."

Hey, it's me! I'm in this video!

Dude, we're talking about one of the biggest, if not THE biggest movie star in the world. Not only that, but literally every single person in his family is a moneymaking machine on their own (okay, maybe not Jada, but three out of four ain't bad). Kevin Smith is eating out of catfood tins by comparison.

How the fuck is "Will Smith chartered a private jet" supposed to be juicy gossip? If I had his money you can bet your ass I'd never be in anything less than first class, I don't care how short the flight is.

I am shocked that the police chief of a Mexican drug town has gone missing. SHOCKED, I say.

Please link me to these naked/pornographic profile pics! I'm not saying I don't believe you, but you know what they say about extraordinary claims.

Exactly. Hands are not clothing and shadows are not clothing, even if they obscure your junk.