I know this is late to the party, but is it just me or is "Sarah Barracuda" just about the worst sports nickname you've ever heard? If it were "Sarahcuda" I would sort of get it, but this is just dumb.

@Alessar: And the whole posing-for-Playgirl thing.

@annebreal: Seriously. I won't be surprised if half the cocktail waitresses in Vegas will have "come forward" by the time this is all over. Ripping off a tabloid has never been so easy.

@Cam/ron: Marilyn Manson had a good run for someone who has literally zero musical talent.

@fridaphile: She and her father are both very public figures. I don't see why it's inappropriate to discuss this.

So Taylor Swift is good for girls because her image isn't overtly sexual, but she's also bad for girls because she isn't sexual enough. Glad we could work that out.

I had sort of assumed she was going to become the next Mo'Nique.

Oh Evan, what happened to Alexander Skarsgard? You were doing so well.

@Snowbunny: The humor, I think you missed it.

@pesematology: All of those conditions were likely caused by his obesity.

Contract negotiations.

Gyllenhaal's next two movies co-star Natalie Portman and Jessica Biel. Which one you think's going to be the new beard?

Everyone needs to stop being an asshole.

@Tippi Hedren: "Pretty white girl" angle aside, if you look at the evidence objectively it's pretty hard to conclude that this isn't a case of a bungled investigation and an overzealous prosecutor.

I thought placenta-based face masks were old news?

Look, I love Will Arnett and Amy Poehler and I'm glad they're happy together, but do they seriously need to appear together in everything they do? #lindsaylohan

This is a really petty gripe, but does anyone else find the Mass Effect box art to be really boring? Oh swell, another gruff, brown-haired Super Space Man fighting aliens, possibly with hot chicks involved!

@RicoTheSaboteur: Yeah, I generally don't take any comparisons to The Da Vinci Code as positives. Leonardo da Vinci, the Medicis, and the Italian Renaissance as a whole were fascinating without having to be woven into ridiculous conspiracy theories. #assassinscreed2

@DustbinK: The Mona Lisa is a "mediocre painting"? Are you really that stupid? #guitarhero

@DustbinK: You sound like a junior high school kid who was just forced to read Animal Farm. Seriously, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself. #guitarhero