If you are a current or retired member of the armed forces of the United States and support Donald Trump, you are actively violating the oath you’ve taken at least once in your career to the Constitution.

Jolly Time The Big Cheez - corn, cheddar and questions from your dentist in one bag.

I have an apartment ‘crash pad’ that I use because of work now and then with a kichen about 6 feet long and 3 feet wide and have found the 2 places you must use in that small of a space if you do any cooking are the walls and magnetic surfaces.

I have an apartment ‘crash pad’ that I use because of work now and then with a kichen about 6 feet long and 3 feet…

We going to war? We’ve been at war, we are at war, we expanding our war is more appropriate.

The Republican party has always been guilty of putting forth candidates that a non-moron would consider unqualified to hand out towels at the YMCA but now that Sub Cadet Bone Spurs has cast his cowardly spell on the feckless masses we get absolute fractional humans like this asshole. Tigers eat their young for good…

Our society’s fascination with absolutely meaningless people who’ve happened to stumble into fame is what defines us.

Ground that once took a platoon, company or even a battalion to cover can now be covered by a fire team (3ish people), the precision nature of our military, from what comes off the rails to what an individual on the ground can bring to bear mean that your first indication of an actual draft will be the Trump boys and…

In Mike Pence’s defense, he is a genuinely stupid human, this isn’t a dig, it’s an observation - he is breathtakingly stupid. Just listen to him talk about anything for 30 seconds and you’ll understand why tigers eat their young. I’m guessing he couldn’t find Canada on a map with google and a 10 minute head start so…

Grifty the Clown thinks he’s the first American president to have the brilliant idea of meeting with the leader of North Korea, and he went and did it because he’s a moron. Now he probably thinks he’s the first yahoo to think of killing the Boogeyman from Iran. I’ve spent a good bit of the last 16 years or so in that…

I suppose one of the benefits of your ignorance is wandering aimlessly along with no fucking idea how people with an actual clue read what you clap out on a keyboard and just shake their head in pity.

I think you may be right and that Twitter video up there is a fucking war crime.

Some trolls make you wish ignorance was physically painful, I’ve read a few of it’s comments and 2 lines in I’m shaking my head wondering how someone that fucking stupid can operate a keyboard.

Bevins is the republican party personified - a galactic imbecile and coward who sees himself as something of a toughguy, kind of like John Wayne without the height or charisma.

The Russians won’t drop a tape or any other kompromat until feckless Donnie is no longer of use to them. Donnie and the Kentucky turtle are the SVR’s wet fucking dream and they will ride these cowards until they’re put up wet and stanky. They’ve actually been ‘joking’ internally on whether Bone Spurs will need asylum…

Racism is the default setting for imbeciles, most sheriffs are republicans, that’s called a self-solving equation.

Every publication that calls him out is ‘failing’, every woman that calls him out is ‘nasty’, everyone else that calls him out is part of the ‘radical, do nothing Dems’ who’ve passed over 400 pieces of legislation that have been ignored by Vlad’s bitch, the Kentucky turtle fucker.

“Best of the worst questions from Ask the Salty Waitress” should be the regular title of this blog and when you air out the clown car like this you could call it: “Ask the Salty Waitress roundup; let’s hope they can’t reproduce”.

What a cunt

David Simon is the Omar of Twitter, it’s funny watching MAGA chuds come for him only to get fitted for a chalk outline.

The helicopter on top is a Chinook and the mission was performed by the 160th SOAR which is an Army collection of ragtag heathens who’s mothers dress them funny, neither the Navy or Air Force (US versions) fly Chinooks.