My second Jeep was a ‘92 XJ like the one in the picture but black and I still kick myself for letting that thing go, it knew the Camino Del Diablo like the back of it’s hand and had a baseball in place of the shift knob when I turned the keys over to a dealer in Phoenix.

In one corner of the ring you have Oprah, who has used her position, opportunity, access and platform to make the world a slightly better place for countless people. In a porta john in a snowbank outside the building containing that ring, throwing up into a toilet while kneeling in piss and blue liquid ruining his…

Ignorant, no talent assclown gets liquored and runs his moronic jib, 91.6k imbeciles and counting hit the heart thingy on their Trump monitoring devices.

Your first hire must be Slippin’ Jimmy McGill.

You’ve typed several words tonight, very few of them make sense.

Michael, I’ve followed you for years and one of my favorite parts of your posts, columns and articles aside from what you’ve taught me has always been the responses and comments. The people who respond to your posts are at the same time some of the most enlightened, articulate and thought provoking people I could…

Cousin Eddie layering is the way to roll... real nice;

Cousin Eddie layering is the way to roll... real nice;

I consider IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes to be area weapons in gauging whether something may or may not suck, beyond that I could give something south of a rat’s ass what some old man yelling at a cloud thinks.

I often wonder if imbecilic trolls like this cowardly fraction of a human ever realize the only emotion they elicit is pity;

May this be the season in which Chuck’s prophecy that Slippin’ Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun really gets it’s legs.

In this iteration of the story, Kirk was initially outranked by garbage cans on the ship as they had more utility and the only difference between him and a Private First Class is the PFC had been promoted once.

They are but have usually involved a very experienced SNCO getting commissioned when the Lieutenant Low Light comes on, not some dude who was throwing hands in a bar 3 weeks ago taking over a flag rank.

Voucher my ass, if the Colonel wasn’t tits up he’d have arranged with The Pentaveret to secure Shitface a weekend at The Meadows.

Deadspin’s only utility these days is as a testing ground for adblockers.

Threat Level Midnight Bitches.

Threat Level Midnight Bitches.

Unless it involves a Coral snake in Moscow Mitch’s britches.

Saw the commercial and thought this was some bad joke I didn’t care to know the punchline to but the sharpie signature might be the best tasting ingredient.

Most pilots go their whole career never touching 550, to do it on the ground where “striking an object on the desert” can end it all is astonishing. I’m curious why she’s pictured with a military pilot’s helmet and O2 mask - I get the helmet, but why the mask?

I know it’s usually best to let moron trolls wither and die in anonymity on the feckless vine they infect, but the cowards who are defending the assclown currently defiling the White House need to be called out. A continued defense of Donnie Trump is a declaration of cowardice and treason whether you be a Senator…

Meanwhile, in the feckless clowncar: