Delta killed a guy JSOC and TF Black/Blue/Knight/Brown have been dogging for about eleventyseven years. Cadet Bone Spurs first learned who this guy was with a drumstick in his hand when he was told to report to the Situation Room for a photo op. Cadet Bone Spurs is the fucking assclown hero we deserve.

Cadet Bone Spurs..... it has become so clear..

When you have the guy who’d be in the weeds emptying the garbage cans at Applebees but he gets along with your overrated QB, shit writes itself.

As the video shows, in Germany it’s customary to yell “aufendespreekendaspook” right before you hit someone’s off switch, it’s just good manners.

I’ve been looking for him for three years...

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“They got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I’ll look too heavy. I don’t like that,” Trump said when asked whether he planned to throw the first pitch.

I saw Jim Nantz at Reagan yesterday, so apparently the cavalry has arrived, rest easy.

Gase needs to read Belichick’s guide to pressers titled tl;stfu.

For as much shit as Orlovsky (rightfully) gets for when he was the one seeing ghosts, I’ve liked his analysis the few times I’ve been able to watch that show on ESPN, someone just need to tell him the microphone does the yelling for you.

My last name is an oft used meme for Pats fans, I grew up in Boston and have even been to Quinzee (at least the T station which is delightful), used to have Pats season tickets and still a big fan but this is the first I’ve heard of all this - yet another benefit of not being on social media I guess.

Ahh, you must have got in early, by the time I tried it there was only one color option at the low price.

Ahh, you must have got in early, by the time I tried it there was only one color option at the low price.

Don’t try to change the configuration, just buy the one the link goes to - that’s the only one at that price.

Don’t try to change the configuration, just buy the one the link goes to - that’s the only one at that price.

Maybe he adheres to the Butkus school of thought that you never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it’s, you know, important, like a league game or something...

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

I’m always shocked when the camera pans the crowd at Yankee Stadium how many guys look in serious need of a throat punch, it’s quite a startling percentage.

I come here every Friday and it never ceases to amaze how galactically stupid people are, your patience in dealing with these jaw dropping morons is that of a saint.

I played in the minor leagues for a few minutes and the team I got drafted by had 2 rookie league teams - I played for one of them and frankly I didn’t even know where the hell the other one was until after I retired (more like was told “yeah, you can leave now”). I guess I see this as a good thing - it will piss alot…

Nice