Bill Walton used to live on the same street as me in Cambridge. I never saw him, though my sister did. She was heading down into the Porter Sq. T station and was struck by the grotesquely tall man in front of her, until she became star struck, realizing it was Bill Walton. In a daze, she kept trying to walk thru the…

This was when predictive text had been a thing for a while, and me and my brothers were trying to get my dad to use it as it was so painful to watch his slow texting. He acquiesces, sort of, but one day storms intoy room shouting that “the phone won’t write what I tell it to write”. I go “oh let me show you...” and…

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

Accidentally put an exclamation point at the end of a sentence that needed a question mark. I can’t be any more specific but trust me, that punctuation error turned sexy into alarming.

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Colonization is so cute.

8——D~~~~~~ (())

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

She also said:

I’m way too proud of myself for not drunk texting one my exes a few weeks ago. Even though my abstaining was mostly due to a combination of my friend telling me not to, and my phone dying, as opposed to willpower. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

I actually danced from a very young age, and we got our hair/makeup done and I LOVED it. Not in a “I must wear makeup or people will judge me!” sort of way, but in a “I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS I AM SO FANCY” sort of way. I never went to school with it on because recitals were on weekends and/or in the evenings, but I…

Also, Jeb

Those “dessert enchiladas” by Chase look an awful lot like blueberry blintzes.

Thanks for the boner update!

I’m a straight male, and I’m pretty sure that this moment is the most physically attracted i’ve ever been to a woman.