Excellent use of Callie gif.

Never go in against a nurse, Joy.

Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

Marble toilet seat? Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I love that you answered this!

Greatest tweet of all time.

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

I like that this post finds this silver lining in stupidity and hateful ignorance of Kim Davis. I long for the days where I no longer have to hear about her. She's a fuckin' butthead.

The only thing. I refused to become a babysitter because of this case. And I was a huge BSC fan so that was no small decision for me at that age.

I remember.

Tfw Louise Woodward c. 1997 is kind of your doppelgänger :{

It’s nice that with new Kinja “fist me daddy” comes up in like 84 point type. I think that made me laugh even more.

thanks, and so long for all the fish

The Secretion Service then immediately took the alleged jizzing fish in for questioning.

I think Tay said it best herself.

A quick primer:

SO HERE’S HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN.