Something I read once that stuck with me as true : shared values are more important than shared interests. My husband and I want the same things out of life in the big picture. We have those giant sprawling conversations where you solve all the worlds problems. That’s way more important than the fact that he loves…

You mean the Bag Hutch?

I think she’s pulling an Elton

writing run on sentences is hard work.

write this article

I’m So Sorry That I Didn’t Know What a Beachy Wave Was Until Today

Yeah, seriously. Read a magazine or something. :\

I’ll drink anything they put an orange in

8. Beachy waves

I bet it’s a lot like Boy Fights:

For Shakespeare, all the world was a stage. For Russell Crowe, all the world is his lawn. And we need to get off of it. And he’s keeping the ball.

Clearly had the same acting coach as all the Bobby Drapers

that cleavage cutout is everything

That was wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!

“50 injections per session”

My reaction when I read the headline:

Kybella worked for me! HaHAhaHA !!

alternate, equally well-proven method: chopping off your own head.