So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

CAN YOU TEACH US HOW TO DO THIS PLS?

I vividly remember the only time I went dress shopping (yes, some straight guys have a sense of style/fashion too and I have a thing for wedding dresses) and was a bit surprised when I didn't get kicked out.

I just saw a bunch of gorgeous white gowns on Ideeli—do you get their emails?

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Next: Taylor Swift trademarks the odd mix of shame and joy that I get when singing along to the "This Sick Beat™" section of "Shake It Off."

What is next?

"I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me," Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

This is my first time ever commenting, and let me preface this with: I love Jezebel, and I enjoy your writing Anna. I LOVE Jezebel- it is my home page, and I get it - the concept of sororities is generally kind of dated and whackadoodle.

Rush is a crazy time. I know because I went through it twice a year for four…

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!