“All the Bobby Drapers” just made me laugh SO hard and SO ugly. I hope my boss didn’t hear :D

Fucking, Ross, of course. Going around ruining everything for everyone always, and I bet he’ll blame it on someone else!

This is the perfect summation of my feels.

This is my biggest fear about aging. I don’t know why at all, but growing a doo-lap has just always terrified me. Like, almost enough to risk fucking up the rest of my face. HELP.

donuts for everyone!

Oh no, they are wonderful! Not scary and don’t hurt as long as you don’t screw them straight into your dome.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Knock off spanx forever!! Bought a pair of the high-waisted undies for FOUR DOLLARS at Ross Dress for Less. Sup, Dudes: Bargain Huntress.

I know I am like literally a year behind on this, but that was my exact thought. I SO wanted Tracie or Rich to ask her what an interloper was.

now THAT was a sick burn

HAHAHAHA I will buy the shit out of that airbrushed shirt. sell a line of them on etsy plz

Portmanteaus 4eva

It seems like most moms do. Befuddles the mind.

that’s kind of perfect.

He’s handsome and charismatic

Having worked with some of the producers of Dr. Oz’s shitty show, I can say with personal experience that the whole thing is a disorganized, idiotic venture run by people who just have ABSOLUTELY no concept of reality.

I know I’m days behind on this, but American Crimes is SO BORING. I hate basically everything about it, and I wanted to love it so much. RAwr.

It’s a shémale.

I loved watching it, but yeah, all I can picture is someone’s hand or long hair getting stuck in, alternatively, what would happen if you put a human leg in there?! I’m scared of how much I want to know what will happen.

I’ve got literally no idea what it is, I just know that it’s glorious.