Ugh. That smacks of Bob Durst. “Well we know it wasn’t right for Bob to cut up a body, but the question isn’t if he cut him up but if he murdered him! And he didn’t!” This seems to not be a question of murder, but a question of “recklessness” which is just beyond shitty.

I was chased in Naples. I was 16 years old and horrified, with a group of my classmates all sprinting like hell. When they couldn’t catch up, they threw their lit cigarettes at our backs. It was insane (and the first night of our trip - welcome to Italy!).

Peach rings are the best gummy candy, BAR NONE. In second place are the gummy frogs or sharks (depending on your animal preference) with the white bottoms.

How does one heat up a man-meal?

ugh, rude. There is nothing worse than having a line from a hair, bar actually HAVING a hair stuck in your nailpolish. Then add that it’s from a cat on top of it? Kitty probably did that on purpose. the bastard.

Now that is a cat I can get behind.

That sounds really awful. Sorry you went through that.

I’m with you. I do agree with the other commenters here that a mom has a right to take her child wherever she wants as long as they’re being safe and there’s no abuse happening. But not letting the school know that she would be missing is suspicious at the least. If everything was really okay and above the board, the…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone say “trail mix” so many times in one comment... and now I can’t stop thinking about the kind that has those little ripoff m&ms in it. That’s the best trail mix ever. Throw out the raisins, eat around the other shit, and just consume the fake m’s. That is where it’s at.

I hope he has a really fun birthday that the amusement park! Let me know if it would make him happy to receive a post card from LA for his birthday :)

Drop the mic. You win the internet today.

I just watched an episode of America's Test Kitchen where they were testing out various ice cream makers and then they made ice cream and... *sigh*

Anyone who says something is tacky and isn't quoting School of Rock is the tackiest of all.

fucking, yes. that is amazing.

totally should have dressed my brothers-in-law as stormtroopers...

I bought myself a fondue set thinking about HOW MUCH I would use it! For chocolate! And cheese!

That works!

Timber is basically the peak of pop music. I enthusiastically endorse this.

Looks like a normal Pinterest project to me.