Not really. Men do this too. Many men, from Frank Sinatra to Usher to *barf* Robin Thicke. The Post Divorce Heartbreak Song is a long tradition.
What Taylor Swift does is leave clues in her liner notes and literally name the dudes in the song but maintains she doesn’t do that because it’s not the FULL name. Robin…

it really shows the decline of intellectualism in society

wow so wrong

i can feel my head exploding every single time somebody calls Franzen a “great american novelist”

The other tag is “Burn your MFA” None of the commentators are talking about the NBA shortlist, they are talking about the usual White MFA Bros. You’ve stated that you don’t find Feminist Websites funny, and I’m just curious as to why you’re still hanging around here sniffing your nose at everybody.

This seemed like a riff on MFA dudes with puffed up chests writing 500 page novels about Upper Middle Class ennui. You’re the one here trying to get outraged about a simple piece of satire. Again, no need to hang around here and complain if you don’t find it funny.

Maybe we have some of the same taste in books, but hopefully I’ve never been as smug as you are being right now. I thought this piece was funny, and the author captured the tone of the MFA Bro perfectly, but I’m assuming your superior taste in art and literature didn’t endear it you.
Also, the whole Feminists are…

yes haha

that’s fascinating

just look at him!

are you sure? I would also like to know where I can find books about white men in the suburbs, where their marriages are dissolving, their kids are assholes and the wife is ugly and a nag but the young girl is hot and so totally down to bone him and the american dream doesn’t EXIST even.

I hope you realize this is satire. Also, everybody parodies Franzen, not just Jezebel. Dude basically invites people to make fun of him every time he talks. Also I’m glad you think you have a great taste in art - it’s very important to believe in yourself.

I kept expecting one of them to start talking about their therapy sessions.

do we agree about Freedom sucking terribly, though? any common ground there?

Nah I feel you. i caught shit for admitting i’d do that guy from 10 Things I Hate About You who started a (beige harmless) cult. don’t think i forgot jezzies

gahhh

lol u tried tho

really? I gave up midway through. I did like The Corrections though, and Purity was nowhere as good.

before you do, consider the fact that the dude probably wrote like a dozen songs about how abortion is murder

also y’all need to read this asap :