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So do I. Hurry up Christmas so I can give my daughter the Barbies. She’s three, but dammit, Chitlin Gal and I are going to get our Barbie on.

Crystal Barbie! Oh my gosh, I can vividly remember how that dress/boa felt and sounded as it stickily “crunched.”

Peaches and Cream was the greatest, but Day-to-Night Barbie was also a fave of mine. I really thought, as a child, that my work life would lend itself to needing LOTS of reversible, office-wear-to-night-on-the-town outfits. Instead, I go from cardigans at work to sweatpants at home. Nice trick, Barbie.

I feel you. My younger sister got everything i always dreamed of having.

Why not both?

I would have preferred a hoard of zombies to encourage me to run faster during the marathon. Also, I would like to be able to shoot the zombies during the run and I want to go through grocery stores and rummage through the aisles as I run. And maybe get a cool vehicle at some point so I don’t need to run anymore.

Of course he wasn’t straddling her. She was straddling him.

Maybe all those "crisis actors" can come back as zombies after being shot down. Turn the mass shooting demonstration into a zombie apocalypse demonstration.

*Sigh* I don’t have a child, yet but when I do I so don’t want to do the picture card. Is that even allowed anymore?

Definitely. They should offer a variety of zombies, from Romero to TWD to World War Z.

So let’s make it MORE fictional. Storm troopers. Iron Man. All 13 Doctors. The entire cast of Attack on Titan. Let’s make a new narrative.

This is literally nothing compared to the traumatic tongue sucking.

hehehe well he has the cheekbones... but I somehow think these are all USA-centric commercials, don’t think ol’ BC was acting in the 80s too.

omg!! Is that Katherine Heigl?

OMG, bearded red-shirt guy with the baffled blinking. <3

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

Whoever is responsible for this slide should never be allowed to use PowerPoint again.

“Nanny banger” lol. Men are scum! ;)

this is *exactly* what i thought: what a cliche! um, and what a dumbass. the family ipad! really!?