Don’t pretend that when Bye Bye Bye comes on, you don’t do the hand thing. It’s implanted in our generation’s DNA

This is a tough call as I think Justin Timberlake should be muted all the time. Can’t stop that feeling!

I don’t think they are helped at all or given any time.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

This is is not good. I wish people would stop art wanking to Kanye’s shit.

But why do they all have British accents, if they’re supposed to be French?

So we’re defining 13-year-olds as sexually mature now, are we?

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

“The man also reported using crystal meth, cocaine, GHB, mephedrone, and ketamine during sex.”

There are sex clubs and bath houses where you could easily have sex with multiple people in a minimum amount of time.

So. My initial thought when looking those numbers was “how do you have the time? Don’t you have a job?” Then I realized, it must be his job. Right? Why else is he tracking in such detail on his phone? Trying to catch all the Pokémon?

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

Like... what does this sentence even mean?

Ever feel like you are not having as much fun as other people?

I’m pretty much on a watch list just for reading this blog post.

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

Why did I fucking try to google this? I have learned that selfie poses have FUCKING NAMES. Fingermouthing, T-rex, Grace Face. Fucking who’s to guess what the shit this pose is called.