The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

Aaaaand this is exactly why undocumented people don’t report crimes, whether they are the victim or a witness or have some other relevant information. The people who instigate these raids are idiots, making it a hundred times harder to fight real crime. Also, how fucking cruel!

Motherfuckers.

Why is it so hard for police to understand that denying people their rights helps no one; not them, not the DA, and not the people they’ve arrested.

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

Yes. She wasn’t publicly out until she was imprisoned, and so this is the only picture of her as herself.

I can’t even begin to imagine what she went through in there but it is a relief that she at least had a dependable community to turn to in what was probably the worst 6 years of her life. I can’t wait for her to get out and start getting her life back. I’m gonna go have a little cry now.

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

And here’s where she tells the truth:

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

They could’ve hired a black model.

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

C’mon Lindsay Graham and John McCain....you fuckers sure talk a lot for doing absolutely nothing of value.

Setting aside her bizarre anti-public education stances and her weird fear of grizzly bears, Besty DeVos is completely unqualified for the position for which she’s been nominated. She’s like a Ben Carson or a Rick Perry without any actual accomplishments to point to except for being rich and giving lots of money to…

Friends of mine who work adjacent to the Paris fashion scene (DJs who sometimes play fashion week shows, and have many friends who work for the various couture houses) say that they are for sure fucking. It sheds light on why Tisci would shade Kim with all the trash he makes her wear.

I remember when he and Frank Ocean hooked up after the Met ball a couple of years back.